On maturity:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female
can effectively care for an infant.
A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Ginebra.
That’s why high school romances rarely work out.

On handwriting:
Men’s chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a headache.
Women’s letters give men migraine: she uses scented and colored stationaries and dot her I’s with circles and hearts. She writes to dump him and puts a smiley face of a sunflower at the end of the letter.

On photography:
Men take photography very seriously. They shell out thousands of pesos for state-of-the-art cameras and equipment, build dark rooms and take photography classes.
Women buy kodak instamatics…and end up taking better pictures.

On vanity:
Men are vain. They check their reflections on mirrors every chance they get.
Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, silver balloons, store windows, some guys bald-head.

On dressing up:
Women will dress up to go to the mall, beauty parlor or even the grocery store at the corner.
Men dress up for weddings.

On hygiene:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.
A woman has 247, including such indispensable products as hypoallergenic facial hair removing cream, dramatically different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10 and apricot scrubs.

On travel:
If a man goes on a 7 day trip, he’ll pack 5 days worth of clothes and he will wear some things twice.
A woman will pack 21 changes of clothes because she doesnt know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

On restroom:
Men use restroom for purely biological reasons and they will not speak to each other.
Women see restroom as social lounges. They will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends though they have never met before.

And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant by saying “Pare, samahan mo ako please?”